Customer Service Verification and Identity Confirmation: A Comedy of Errors

Hello, I am Varu and I am Faaru. And today we are doing customer service. In order to confirm it is your account, I need you to tell me the numbers on the back of the credit card. We need to verify it is you and that your credit card is safe. Please tell me the digits on the back of your card. Hello, it is Faaru. Thank you for calling PayPal. So before we send the money back, I need to confirm a couple of things. What is your name? When did you make account? And how big are your breasts? Are you wearing a brassiere? What size is your bra? I need to confirm it’s you, baby. I need to know the size of the bobs to confirm your account. Hello, it is Faaru. What is your name? I want to look you up on Instagram, so I call you later.