One thing I just wanna never hear again is cortisol face. Cortisol face, you’re not ugly, you just have cortisol face. I’ll show you fucking cortisol face. Okay, I come across these videos on my free page, dead ass. The hook is like, you’re not ugly, you just have cortisol face. You need this drink in water, drink it, your cortisol face will go away. You’re not ugly, you just have cortisol face, duh. You just have cortisol face, you fucking idiot. Like these TikTok shot videos are getting too creative, too creative, who is coming up with these hooks? Like they’re getting too ahead of themselves, honestly. Cortisol face. Like I get it, cortisol levels are real, I’m sure they do impact your stress and whatnot, but my face is not fucking puffy because of cortisol bitch. My face is puffy because I had four margaritas last night and ate an entire bowl of ramen, okay? Too much alcohol, too much sodium. I don’t wanna hear it, I don’t wanna hear it or I’m gonna show you fucking cortisol face. That shouldn’t be allowed, like what? Like you’re not ugly, you just have cortisol face. Maybe I am ugly. It’s like these days, it seems like all my problems would be cured if I just got my cortisol levels down.