Did you hear the bad news? Taylor Swift’s concert got cancelled because of a terrorist attack. A phased terrorist attack in Vienna. That was wild. I never thought I would ever wake up in the morning and read this headline. 19-year-old mastermind plots and fails to attack Taylor Swift. It made me so angry. I thought we had agreed to stop giving out participation trophies. Mastermind for the phased terrorist attack? That’s the headline you’re calling him a mastermind for failing? And the only thing he wanted to do that day?