The Line Leader Debate: Navigating Social Hierarchy in Everyday Situations

Huh? Oh, we can go in front of you? Nah, fuck that! We’re behind you, so they’re not going in front of us. Oh, but they said that we could go in front of them. Then you guys go to the back of the line, because we’re next. Now someone’s in front of us. But they’re in the front, and they said that we could cut them. Yeah, and we’re behind them, so you’re fucking just cutting us. But you don’t have authority, because you’re behind them, and they’re in front of you. Nah. No, hey! He said he could go in front of us, he could go in front of us. Then you guys are fucking letting him cut in front of us! Yeah, no, they said it’s fine. There, problem solved. You’re going to make them go to… No, don’t go to the back, guys. Don’t go to the back. They were in the front of the line, and he said that we could cut them. He said he was going to cut in the front. No, he had front of the line authority, so he said we could cut him, but he didn’t have that authority, because he was behind him. Alright, guys, you guys don’t have to… They were in front of the line, they were in front of him, actually. I’m just making sure that they could go, too. I’m going to go to the back of the line, though. Alright, get the fuck to the back. I will, I will. Sorry, guys. You’re being nice, though. Bro is line leader, bro. You guys good? Thanks for letting us… He’s snitching on you. Let him, let him, let him. That’s funny, bro. He used to be line leader back in elementary school, so he probably just wants to make sure that everybody in the line has a fair authority.