Unexpected Bill Blues: Tales of Bar Tab Confusion

Alright, here’s your bill. It’s $2,000. It’s $2,000. Hey bro, the bill was $2,000, bro. What you got? What the fuck that got to do with me? Shit. Shit, all that happened was two drinks. Shit. I seen 20, though. My bill probably was 40, man. I have a pay. My shit was 20, bro. I’ma count it. Shit, nigga, I shit was happy hour. Nigga, I only got three drinks. Shit, I ain’t had nothing but this. I have a pay, you know. It’s $2,000. I’m not gonna take back for a one-pick. It’s $2,000.