The Olympic flame has gone missing after Tom Cruise confirmed that Scientology would be hosting the 2028 Olympic Games and be competing as a separate nation. The Daredevil movie star helped close out the 2024 Olympics by abseiling from the top of the Stade de France and then riding out with the flame to signify the end of the Paris Olympics and moving the flame onto the next host. Which up until Tom Cruise left the stadium was believed to be Los Angeles. However, after carrying out of the stadium it appeared to go missing. It was then announced by the Church of Scientology that it’s in their safe care until the start of the next Games. As the Church of Scientology’s headquarters are also in California, leader of the Church, David Miscavige has said, I’m open to sharing sports facilities with the city of LA so we don’t have to build another fucking velodrome. The International Olympics Committee and the United States Olympic Committee have both protested the flame being stolen and have said that, Scientology didn’t even apply to host the Games. What currently is they can’t even figure out how to hand out a bronze medal in the women’s floor event, nobody’s taking them that seriously. The Church of Scientology has also declared that new sports will be featured in the 2028 Games including, Professional Dianetics, Mental Gymnastics to get out of paying taxes, and Hide and Seek, where’s Shelley Miscavige buried edition.