Never Going Commando Again: A High School Dookey Mishap Confession in English Class

If you want something to send me all my life, I’ll never free ball. Like genuinely. No, no, no. I did it one time because I dookied on myself in high school. In English class, I told you all about that. Yeah, I dookied on myself, y’all. And literally I went to the bathroom, took my drawers off, and I just wore shorts for the rest of the day.