Desperate Plea for Coke: A Comedic Monologue

Mama taught this is Ophelia. I think we need to have a fucking talk. Okay. I got a small can because I can never drink the big one Did you hear that did you hear that bitch my shit is not flat Let me know what I can do to send you like three boxes of coke because I know you need it I know you’re struggling. I know you’re suffering through this babe I have to stop because if not, it will it will you know, I know you’re supposed to do it on a fucking angle Okay, I learned this I used to work at a golf club and I used to serve A lot of people so I know I’m just not doing it like that, but I just want to show you The pain this causes Inside my lungs that leaves me like I can’t fucking breathe because this shit is crunchy. Like you said, I think that’s the word you used Disclaimer because I just listened to my video back and I said the word bitch I Am very used to saying this word and it’s always with love mama talk. So, you know, I hope you understand me I love you and you’re beautiful and I just want to send you some fucking coke