Recipe for Movie Magic: Stirring Up Drama, Romance, and Controversy in 2024

Today on Cooking with Common Sense, the recipe to get people to actually leave their house and watch a movie in 2024. In a bowl, you’re going to want to add a base of a well-loved book that makes people emotional. Then add a heaping cup of attractive actors, just so we give that base some flavor. Make sure the book author is sprinkled in there with that base for the spiciness. Go ahead and grab and sprinkle on a dose of internet beef, the cast mysteriously unfollowing each other and the director. And make sure that no one is telling anybody why so that we’re left to guess. Then add an entire tablespoon of grab your girls and wear florals. And don’t forget my new hair care line is now at Target. Buy it now. Make sure the timing of that is just right. Add a healthy serving of DV dressed up like a romance cutesy movie. And the actress playing the main character completely tone deaf about it. Stir it up with your finger and here is what it will look like. People being rightfully salty and making a bunch of videos disturb controversy so people will watch the movie. This is a favorite dish of celebrities and influencers trying to sell you something. Enjoy. It happens once a month by the way. So we’ll save the recipe.