An Interview with a Plush Straight White Man: A Culinary and Comedic Journey

If you could choose anyone to cook you dinner who isn’t a chef, who would you choose? You’re not a chef, are you? You’re just a fat guy with a phone. As a plush straight white man, was it hard to get into comedy or were people already laughing at you? You look like Valeriy. If you were a type of bread… Yes. What bread would you be? I’d be a baguette in ancient Greece.