Learning to Mind Your Own Business: A Humorous Gas Station Encounter

I gotta start practicing what I preach. Cause I’m the first one to tell people, worry about yourself, mind your own business. But here I am getting myself jammed up cause I don’t know how to mind my own business. I just left the gas station, pulled in to get some go-go juice for my truck. I’m pumping the gas, I see another car pull up beside me. A woman gets out, she starts pumping her gas. Well I look over and her man is sitting in the car. So I ask her, I said, how come your man ain’t pumping your gas? She said, excuse me? I said, him in the car, how come he ain’t pumping the gas? She said, that’s my mama. I don’t need your knee gas no more. Sorry ma’am, have a good day.