Confessions of a Cheating Man: The Unspoken Loyalty to Your Barber

I won’t say niggas will cheat on they gal before they cheat on they barber, but they will come home to they gal after cheating on they gal. They will avoid their barber after cheating on their barber. Yes, because your barber gonna be like, who you letting your head, bro? Whose cochee have you been in? What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? Why do you smell like that? What do you mean? Fuck no. See what I mean? Niggas will come straight home after cheating, kiss their wife in the mouth after cheating, but be ducking and dodging their fucking barber for two and a half weeks till that shit then grew out. You don’t want to own up to that. You can’t face that, but you come home and kiss your wife in the mouth. This is how you know I don’t cheat, because I didn’t even think about… This nigga said who you had in your head. This nigga said who you had in your lap.