Kamala Harris! After much self-reflection, I have come to the realization that there is one thing very Indian about you. And that is that you became the Democratic nominee without a single vote. Bitch, you pulled the biggest scam of all time! No Indian I know, from the call centers to email phishing, no Indian I know has scammed 250 million people. Not bad Kamala, that’s pretty good numbers. If you manage to actually win the election, you will have pulled off the biggest Indian scam of all time. From here on out, your new name is not Kamal Toh actually. It is now, Scamala! Scamala Harris!