DIY Emergency Car Repair: A Buchona’s Guide to Taking Matters into Her Own Hands

Babe, this car’s not turning on dude. Why do you keep buying these junk cars? I can’t be driving this dude. I’m a buchona dude. What is this? It’s not turning on! Dude, I swear to god. I’m doing this myself. No sirves pa nada. I’m doing everything myself. I’m gonna find myself a shirt that I can use. Mira, esto. No sirves pa nada. No sirves pa nada. Thank god for this VTOL man coming for the rescue since my man no sirve pa nada. Como que no soy chingona. Miren. So fast and easy to use. If you got a man that buys you carcachas like me, girl don’t even worry about it. This goes right here. Ok, yes, it’s ready. It’s green right there. Now we’re gonna press this button. Hopefully this works. Oh my god, no! This is a good way!