I’m passing the new Google Pixel 9 to the nicest person in the squad. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to someone who is so kind to everybody. I’m passing the phone to the player who has the worst beard of the team. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the worst arts player in the squad. I am passing the Pixel 9 to someone who does these ragged photos four or five times. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the worst dancer. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the most handsome French man I’ve ever met. What? I’m giving the phone to someone that I love a lot, but I hate at the same time because I lost the World Cup against him. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the best passer in the team. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the hairiest player in the squad. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the worst Call of Duty player. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to the craziest guy in the team. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to Mr Relax. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to one of the best-looking guys in the squad. I’m passing the Pixel 9 to my little brother.