Cracking the Code: The Art of Serious Girl Math – The Story of the Trash Panda from Michaels

I want to explain some serious girl math to you. Okay, so this is how it works, right? So I got this lovely trash panda from Michaels today. See his little tail? And he was originally $29.99, okay, but then he was 30% off So that took a lot off, right? And then I had a 15% off total purchase coupon So that took another 15% off of the top and then I also had a $10 voucher that I had earned through my efforts So I paid $5 and some change for this guy and then you add on Like the emotional security that he brings me and the fact that he is gonna be decor 365 days a year So really he was free This was free You’re welcome