Title: Black Myth Wukong Streaming Guidelines Discussion

We hope that you are excited to play our new game, Black Myth Wukong. Oh, I’m so excited, you don’t even know, this is like my most anticipated game of the year. We’re glad to hear that, but do you plan on streaming the game? Yeah, of course I want to stream it and play with my audience. Well, if that’s the case, we do have some guidelines. Oh, okay, like what? Well, first of all, we do want you to enjoy the game. Oh, okay, no problems there. The game already looks like it’s gonna be so much fun. You know, for a second, I thought you were about to get weird. Now time for the don’ts. The don’ts? Yeah, you see, while you’re streaming Black Myth Wukong, we don’t want you to ruin the gaming experience by talking about any of the Chinese gaming industry policies, opinions, or news. What? This is a game and you should just enjoy it as a game without mentioning any feminist propaganda. Feminist propaganda? What do you even mean by… What have you said in the past? What do you mean? You must have said something incredibly sexist in the past and are making sure no one you’re giving a key to mentions it. We haven’t said anything bad, just that boys and girls want different things in their games. And why do you think that is? Because of biological conditions. And there it is. Think about it. When you’re holding a heavy machine gun and fighting against the government in your dreams, what are the ladies dreaming about? What bags would make their friends jealous? What the fuck?