Adventures of a Hey Man: Brake Light Bulb Replacement and Snack Negotiations

so I started a hey man business because of you guys
and because I’m a little bit handy
and it’s fun to help out also
sometimes there’s snacks I know you’re thinking
you get paid you can buy a snack the same
and you know it today we’re doing the job for Mike on this key
and my Goodman was recommended my services from an old customer Holly
so let’s check the brake lights
the problem we’re having is both brake lights have gone out
there’s two screws which I’ve already taken out
you pull this thing out you turn this bad boy sideways
and inside there is one of these light bulbs
and they are both burnt out
so i’ll stash these away and before i make my run to o’reilly’s
i’m just gonna look around
see if he needs any other fluids or an air filter
and then be like bro
you want me to get these real quick
and if he says no then
a good thing about working at oil changers is
they taught me how to check pretty much every air filter and uh
it’s getting there but i’m not gonna sell them now
you’re good buddy
like this like that
that’s mandatory you gotta say that
she’s good Mike
don’t let anyone say anything else
you wanna know how to figure out which light bulb you need
there are some numbers right here
7 5
two 8 and we’ll go over here in 7 5
2 8
they’re in chronological order
which means smallest to big
they could always ask the man behind the counter
but then you have to endure the sales
it’s one year two year
lifetime LED dielectric grease
suddenly you’re paying thirty dollars for a five dollar light bulb
and he has to walk you all the way back across store
across the old men who are standing in line
who are waiting patiently get your light bulb to bring you back
and some people just had like a little bit of anxiety
we are back from o’reilly’s
and some of you will be like
don’t touch that with your bare hands
look it up okay
understand that before you say it to me
we got one more bulb on this side
you see how easy that is look
you’ve Learned something now
before I put the screws in
I’m going to test the brake lights
like as you can imagine to my math teacher who is like
don’t guess and check look at me now it works
well I charged him 60 bucks
you let me know if that’s too steep
I did drive out there and I checked other things while I was there
this is in Bristow built by Bristow
for Bristow by Bristow
Bristow built let’s go baby
and Mike I was not joking about the snacks
I was serious that is a real thing
you seem like a guy that would have peanut brittle on deck
and I’m just saying if you to slit me a square
we’d be having a different conversation
alright you guys have a good one