A Meal Deal Surprise: A Comedy of Misunderstandings

Yeah. You know how we’ve been together in seven years now?
Yeah. I wanna take you somewhere really special.
Oh, where?
Yeah. Jamaica.
No, you can’t afford that. Where?
Surprise. Yeah, yeah,
it’s a right proper surprise.
Come on, I’ll take you.
Right. You ready?
Yeah. Yeah.
Open your eyes.
I’m a new deal. I’m a new deal, mate.
Oh, my God.
Can I have anything? You can have anyone you like.
What do you mean, whoa, whoa, whoa?
What do you mean, whoa, whoa, whoa?
First, what was all that about? What?
You know I love a meal deal.
I know you love a meal deal.
I tried to do something special for you.
You who took me to Jamaica.
I went to a feast. You who took me to the Baldies.
Meal deal. Nah.
You’re cheating on me. I swear to God,
I’m cheating on you. You’re going nuts, mate.
I’m gonna go and get a meal deal anyway.
I’m hungry now. Are you kidding me? Yeah.
What you doing?
What’s that for?
Stop it!
I just wanted to get you to do something nice, man.
Ah!