All right, y’all asked,
so I answered. And Jumbo Coffee was packed.
Bitch, I didn’t think I was gonna be able to get anything.
This line stayed out the door all day.
That’s how you know this shit is about to be banging.
And the aesthetics are giving what they meant to gave.
So I had to bring my bitch,
my her come check it out. We waited in line probably 45 minutes.
But it’s a Sunday. And look at these desserts.
Bitch got my fucking ass. I don’t even know what to expect,
but the shit looks bussin.
And the service was fine today.
Definitely didn’t hype us up
since y’all think I’m looking for people to notice me.
I just want regular ass service while my her over here taking selfies.
It ain’t that complicated.
And look at this shit right here.
Cracky Anna,
have my boy pour up my chai. Okay?
And I’ll be honest, I got the Adana tea,
and guess what? Fin John’s was actually better.
It was definitely good here,
but Fin John’s just had a little bit more flavor.
But, bitch,
the milk cake. Fuck my life.
This milk cake was crack. Couldn’t even believe what I was tasting.
Bitch, we smash that shit so motherfucking quick,
it was gone in 3 minutes. And this pistachio,
y’all, this was like straight baklava in a fork.
I felt like I was in Turkey,
bitch. So fucking good. Again,
overall, a great experience.
And Y’all need to calm down in these comments.
You bitches don’t know me,
you better ask about me. I’m just out here doing me.
So come try this shit, period.