Hey, come with me to the Hamptons,
celebrate my birthday.
I usually hate acknowledging or celebrating my birthday,
but you were gonna throw an unwell event in the Hamptons?
And then we just decided, why not make it themed my birthday?
Because it is a pretty big one.
The big three. Oh,
I’m officially becoming a woman.
No, that happened when I was 15.
Tell me how Matt drinks coffee before he gets on a flight.
Like, are you not gonna shit your pants?
No. No. Good.
Okay, we’re on the plane. I may have a Bloody Mary.
I got my bloody. Got a cock in hand on the plane.
I just signed a new podcast deal,
so absolutely. Drinks are on me this weekend.
Nobody’s gonna be paying for shit. The gals got you covered.
Oh, my goodness,
Matthew, this is so sweet.
Happy dirty 30 to my beautiful wife.
Okay, we officially made it to New York.
Now we’re gonna go on a little walk to kind of just,
you know, flush it out of our system.
That long plane ride before we go drink martinis and get a little turn.
We’re on our walk. Very mindful,
very demure. Do you know what that means, Matt?
I mean, I know what it means.
I don’t know what it’s from,
so I’m assuming it’s some, like, Hannah Montana reference.
That just said he thinks it’s a Hannah Montana reference.
Princess Diaries. Princess Diaries.
Okay. Although those are the only two Things I ever talk about.
It is not Princess Diaries.
It is not Hannah Montana.
It’s a thing that’s trending on TikTok right now.
I don’t have TikTok.
Matt doesn’t have TikTok. And we finished dinner.
Two martinis. We’re in New York City.
It is my birthday in two hours.
Please don’t tell anyone. It’s just between you and me. I love you,
Hamptons. I’m coming to you in 24 hours.
Love ya. Bye.