The Dark Truth of Car Sales: A Theory Unveiled

I got a new theory. Chat.
Car salesman might be the evilest job in the world.
I’m not gonna lie. Hear me out.
Why I say this? It’s certain car dealerships, too,
because I just got them playing,
and they don’t do this. But the thing about main car dealerships is
they will sell you 100 and 89,791 mile car
and tell you that they will run for 12 more years.
And the thing is, bro,
as a car salesman, you have to say that.
And you may be saying, wasn’t that the same thing?
No, there’s different sales job.
Like, bro,
if you take a sales job and you so sell solar,
you’re selling something that people can actually benefit off of,
not something right. When people drive it off the lot,
it’s gonna go boom.
But I talk, bro,
like, you drive that thing off the lot,
that you hear ping,
bro, you’re cooked in the car show.
You can’t take it back to the car show.
When I say, bro,
why you tell me this? Why you tell me it’s gonna work?
He doesn’t care. He got your commission.
I think car salesman might be the evilest job in the world.
If you’re a car salesman, bro,
I do, like,
I need your input on this.
Please help me out, bro,
but I need your help. Bro,
be honest. Do you feel like it’s an evil job?
Bro, be honest.