Wholesome Mischief and Environmental Heroics: A Day Out on the Boat

Yo, man,
where the fuck you going today, man?
Where you going, man?
Where you going?
Out on the boat. Out on the boat.
Who the fuck is. Bro? Why you eating my cereal?
Where the fuck did you come from?
I didn’t even open the door.
Have you seen my lighter,
bro? The only thing this guy’s seen is the fucking cereal and the milk.
What? In fact,
what? What? Lighting.
You know, for the candles.
We got light candles in the party.
Oh, yeah,
like. Like to set the mood.
Oh, my bad.
Guys always. Oh,
you guys are about the environment, right?
You guys say, oh, man, yeah.
Like, you know,
some good kids, like,
we save. We save wells and shit from getting fucked up.
I recycle my plastic.
Yeah, I had no idea.
My apologies. I didn’t know that.
You guys are good kids. You know what?
My bad. Let me dab you guys.
What the fuck is a lighter, bro?
Thank you, bro eaters.
You going with them too? They’re gonna go save the environment, huh?
They’re gonna go save the environment.
For real? How?
Yeah, he told me
cause he asked me if. He asked me if they had a lighter
and I was like, well,
what do you need lighter for?
He’s like, we’re gonna light candles because we’re gonna use cereal
so they wouldn’t use electricity.
Oh, now I get you.