Chasing a Million Beers: A Night Out at Wetherspoons

I can actually do that. Put on my Instagram story,
tell everybody my table number,
and we go to Wetherspoons and see how close we get to a million beers.
Mate, that’s got a million beers.
So crack a bottle, let your body water
bitches hopping in my Tahoe.
Got a riding shotgun and no