he doesn’t know what you need
I know what you need
you wanna be in bed at home by 9 p m
The Big Bang Theory has to play for at least 10 episodes straight
there’s a pen in hand and you’re gummied up
Doordash is on the way
there’s a little cat right to your left
he’s not bugging you he’s just sitting there sleeping
you want minimal interaction
almost no talking happen except for showing each other TikTok every now and then
that is the ideal level of communication
at that moment
You wanna get so tall that you get scared and then pass out 20 minutes later
and you wake up in the morning
guess what we’re gonna go get iced coffee and we’re gonna go to the thrift store
you’re not gonna drive you don’t wanna drive
who would wanna drive the thrift store
who would wanna drive the thrift store
that’s right next to the really popular record store
we’re not gonna buy the records
but we’re gonna look at them
oh there’s a Trader Joe’s nearby
we’re gonna get frozen meals to make together
but then also some flowers to brighten up the apartment
what an exhausting set of tasks
guess what we’re gonna get back in bed
and we’re gonna gummy up again and replay The Big Bang Theory
life can be that simple