Living Vicariously Through Travel Vlogs: Every Detail Counts

When y’all go out of town and y’all turn into vloggers,
all of a sudden
the top of my screen is a whole bunch of tiny little white dots.
I love that. I wanna know every single detail.
I wanna know every single detail.
I want a room tour off that.
Soon as you get there. Soon as you get there.
I wanna know, is there a rainfall shower?
Do the soap smell good?
Are they putting decorations of towels on your bed every day?
I wanna know, I wanna know,
did you get a welcome drink?
How was the check in process?
Was the welcome drink water down?
I wanna know, is it lit at the pool?
Is it lit at the pool? How is all inclusive food?
Cause you know, all inclusive can be a little,
you know. I wanna know every single little thing.
Every single little thing.
You can never be annoying to me when you want a trip.
You could never be annoying.
I don’t care. I wanna know,
did you meet a man? Did you go out with him?
Did you make friends on a resort?
Are y’all going in on a cab tonight and going out to the club after?
I wanna go, I wanna go.
I wanna know everything. I wanna know every single thing.
Don’t hold back nothing, cause little do you know,
I’m not just living through you,
watching you being entertained,
I’m also learning from you.
So when it’s My turn to go to Slovenia,
Australia,
Austria. And my friends in the group chat, like,
I don’t know if I wanna do this.
I don’t know if I wanna stay at this place,
cause it’s not that fun. I’m gonna say, uh, uh,
my friend Evangeline from elementary school
that I don’t talk to no more,
but I follow her on Instagram.
She stayed at the resort and it look lit as hell.
They put decorative towels on the bed every day and so smell good.
Oh yeah, that’s me. I’m that girl.