Epic Midnight Snack: The Ultimate Cucumber Salad Recipe

Y’all, it is 5:30 in the morning, okay?
Why am I just now having dinner?
I had to turn the flash on
because I really need y’all to see
how good these goddamn cucumbers is, okay?
I got some salt, pepper,
MRG, MSG,
whatever the shit call feta,
hot honey, some garlic,
these little damn sweet heat chili peppers.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot to tell you about the lemon juice,
because the lemon juice is a key ingredient to this as well.
And listen, don’t skip on the feta, okay?
Because the feta is what really set this motherfucker right here off.
You feel what I’m saying