I got sent this outfit to wear to an influencer event this morning,
and I cannot lie. I look like Veruca Salt,
which made me start thinking about Halloween costumes,
which would only be an issue
if Veruca Salt wasn’t one of my role models.
The best way to do Halloween in New York City
is not to buy a ticket to Circo Loco.
In fact, that is the worst way you could spend $129
to do a bar call with your friends on a weeknight before Halloween
where you’re all going to draw names
and pick out a costume for someone else.
That’s incredibly embarrassing.
Last year,
one of my friends dressed me as the Delta Airlines passenger who,
um, had explosive diarrhea.
This was the outfit I put my friend in.
She was a naked, pregnant mole rat.
This is a better photo of the toilet that I was dressed as.
This is the whole group. You can’t even see one of the guys in the back
because his outfit was so inappropriate
that he literally would not be photographed.
We had a Marge Simpson, one of the guys in a little sex see Santa suit.
Then we all just walked to a local bar,
and it was so much fun. Obviously,
everyone in the bar loved it,
and we have never had more free drinks in our.
Obviously, you can do your, like,
actually going out outfits for Halloween on a different night
where you look amazing. I Love Halloween!
I have so many good outfits over the years,
my favorite being Britney in the red suit.
Although it did split
and I was running around Philadelphia naked at one point.