Let me guess.
This bag’s been riding around the trunk of your car now for, like,
five months. You see that little stain right there?
Yeah. We can’t take this.
Yeah, I can tell because all these styles are so outdated.
Ava, how cute would this be in the garbage?
We’re not taking any more cruise right now.
Yeah, cause winter’s coming.
we’re just not taking anything that anyone would actually wanna buy.
Ava, look at this.
You know where I saw this a couple months ago?
At target. I know,
it’s disgusting. Yeah,
these are cute. No,
this is just completely out of style.
Oh, no,
they’re from the wrong season.
No, we won’t be taking that.
Yeah, we don’t take anything that’s out of style past the last two days.
And I just say, wow,
you have a completely disgusting sense of style.
All this stuff does smell like the backseat of your car,
so. Okay,
so we’re not taking any of those.
Oh, you have more trash for me to dig through.
What is this from the nineties?
Yeah. Gross.
Yeah, these are cute.
We’ll take these overalls.
Yeah, absolutely not.
Ew. This looks nice and warm
and there’s a lot of piling on that,
so we’ll take that. Ava,
look at how cute this is. I see a lot of wild fable in here.
Yeah, we’ll probably give you like,
5 cents for that. Target brand is not a real brand. Brand. Okay,
We don’t want this stuff. You know what?
No, I just.
And this looks like a custom hoodie.
Seems like your style is just such a clothing tragedy
with a quote on the back. EWW.
Nobody would ever buy that.
Another one? What,
do you have a cricket at home?
Wow.
Do you want us to go ahead and throw these directly into our dumpster
in the back?
I’m just gonna shove all your stuff back into the trash bag
where it belongs. None of this is even cute.
And we just can’t take all this super outdated,
untrendy things. If you want us to buy your clothing in the future,
you’re gonna need to acquire some, like,
style and taste. Okay,
so what we’ll give you for these items that we did want is ¢14.
Did you want that in cash?