I want you to spell the word candy.
Like as in American sweet candy?
Yeah. With just two letters.
Alright, so spell candy with just two letters.
You have the full page. It’s unreal.
Write out what you need to do the working.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I can only use two letters.
Yeah, two letters.
You got small candy. This is a trick.
It’s not a trick.
So are you gonna help me if I ask you a question?
No. Say the whole thing again.
Spell candy with just two letters.
Why are you looking at my maths test? Ha!
I don’t know what you want me to do.
Spell it with just two letters.
Ignore everything I’m saying. Candy.
Spell it with two letters.
How would you spell that word with just two letters?
Okay, second one.
I think it’s gonna be D. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
N D. N D.
Does that say candy? Well,
it’s close as you’re gonna get.
N D. Didn’t need to say the whole word.
That’s our child. Hang on,
pause that. Do you want me to show you how to suck
and do it with two layers?
Do you want me to show you?
No, I don’t actually.
Cause this is stupid. Is it?
Stupid is not stupid, is it?
I know what you’re gonna do.
But if you know what I’m gonna do, do it.
C and Y spells candy. That’s your two letters.
C and Y But it’s not,
is it? Because actually,
that’s two letters. Actually,
that’s two letters. You’re stupid.
Give me the baby.
Just use your common sense.