The Tale of Two Dragon Fruits: A Culinary Journey

A couple of months ago, I tried the pink dragon fruit.
It tasted like nothing. Seriously,
it had no taste. It wasn’t bad,
it just tasted like nothing.
Last night I tried the gold dragon fruit,
the yellow one. It was delicious.
I could have eaten my weight in this dragon fruit last night,
but I only had one. I only ate one 24 hours post golden dragon fruit.
I wanna know why nobody gave Elvis a golden dragon fruit.
He only needed one.
If somebody had just given Elvis Presley one golden dragon fruit,
the king may very well be alive today.