Exclusive Review: Merit’s New Moisturizer and Viral Serum Unveiled

It feels illegal to have this product in my hand right now
because it’s not out yet. But their new moisturizer,
I’ve already tried it. It’s amazing.
It does not pill when you put sunscreen on top.
And any of your other products, which.
Thank you, merit,
because the girls were piling left and right,
and who was gonna stop it?
Not only did they send me their moisturizer,
they sent me the viral serum that everyone loves.
I’ll show you both. Glass bottle. Hello.
I just know when a bitch has this in her vanity,
you can’t mess with her if she knows something you don’t.
Now that this is coming out,
like this is me and my best friend.
Open.
My brows are naturally perfect,
but if I were to use a brow product,
it would literally be these two.
Thank you, merit,
for sending me this stuff. I’m just a random.