The Kiwi Chronicles: Paddy Gower’s Epic Return to Journalism!

Hello Kiwis, I’m Paddy Gower
Now, a bit of news from me…
I am no longer unemployed!
I am going to be partnering with Stuff to create something amazing
I am coming back. I’ve got no idea exactly what it is I’ll be doing…
Or maybe I do and I’m just not saying
What I can say is I will be doing some absolutely epic shit
I’ll be taking my journalism to an all new level and it will be all about Kiwis
And just like when I stood here in this library
In this very spot 10 years ago to this very day
INTERRUPTION: “Hey, this is a fucking library Bro!”
Come on…. THIS IS THE FUCKING NEWS!!
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