In Praise of Overalls: A Comfortable and Functional Wardrobe Staple

Rob will you ever retire the overalls
I will not be retiring the overalls
and it’s not because it’s a fashion statement
it was never a fashion statement
it’s just functional and very comfortable
Functional? you have to get naked to pee!
no I don’t
there’s a zipper oh
ha ha ha ha ha shows what I know about overalls
no I’ll use them forever
they’re perfect for going in the woods
and you got so many pockets they’re breathable