An iPhone Lover’s Dilemma: Unboxing the Google Pixel

Is that the new Google Pixel?
Yeah, unbox it.
I wanna see. I don’t want to.
What do you mean you don’t want to?
Cause I’m scared. That’s a phone, right?
It’s just, what if I like it too much?
Like, like too much to the point where I wanna switch from my iPhone?
You, you know,
there’s people in the world with real problems, right?
Like actual problems. I knew you wouldn’t get it.
I get it. You have a weird relationship with your iPhone.
I have a very healthy relationship with my iPhone. Okay.
Just, just leave.
I will after you unbox it.
And I will eventually. I mean,
how good could it be, right?
Just unbox the damn phone.