LeBron James: The Great Bearded Bro and Impending Grandfather

Twenty. Five. Seven.
Seven. Y’all are 17.
Bring your son to school, we get six.
He goes out and do that, he won’t be playing by his 40th birthday.
They don’t wear him out when he got a whole.
Another body in the back, bro.
He got a whole. Nothing making the body right now.
Facts gonna be that. Yeah,
it’s gonna be the great bearded bro.
Great bearded bro on this one.
I’m telling you, he’s one party night away from being grandpa.
Yes.
He’s one road trip. Trip in Miami.
He go to sleep too early. Hey, pops, you got a grandson.
I’m just serious right now.
Like, he’s at that.
That’s his look right now.
He’s a road trip away being somebody, granddad.
He don’t. He don’t look young no more.
By the playoffs start, he can have one, though.
He can have. By the playoffs.
Whole name is LeBron James.
The third. The third. God damn.
The grandpapa. The grandpapa.