I the start of this game is crazy.
Blackmyth Wukong, let’s go!
Look at this. This is nuts!
Watch this though.
Yo, how many giants in the background? Hey!
Oh, look at that.
Come like Goku when a cloud in that. Let’s go!
Hey, look at this.
I don’t wanna fight them. What?
I don’t wanna fight that blood lord. That
they literally everyone. To take the seed off my master.
Safe
the scriptures sound.
All I ever wanted was a life in my mountain,
free from you and your so called merits.
Those high above don’t trust me. I understand that.
Those knuckleheads to threaten me.
To obey and serve once more.
Haha,
I understand that too.
But what I don’t understand is you bastards killing my kind.
Let’s go! Ready?
Ready for smoke. Talk about literal smoke as well. You know
it’s going to turn into someone. And it has to
stay back.
Stupid dog.
Markus
is not just any monkey.
He is a monkey of merit. A monkey was made Buddha once.
None other than me can challenge him to a duel.
Intense. Look, monkey,
I don’t make a habit of fighting someone I’ve bested before.
Here’s my offer. If you lose,
I’ll take you to the celestial court.
They will stay and level your mountain.
But if I lose, I shall certainly take revenge.
And they will level your mountain nonetheless.
Hmm.
How tragic would that be, huh?
You are one of the court. We Don’t need to resort to violence.
How about you bend the knees?
Bend the knee, brother.
Game of Thrones and we can put this behind us.
Haha!
All these years,
except for that pig. You’re the one who talks the tallest tales.
Good, I am entertained.
Speaking of entertainment,
wouldn’t it be fun if I pluck your extra eye out for my snack
and allow you to keep the other two?
Because I’d hate to let you miss
how I slaughter each mongrel of the court.
Those below, those above.
And that black mutt of yours.
Come at me, all of you!
Alright, it’s going down.
Let’s go! They gave you,
you spurned each one. Such incredible
aduh.
음
the victorious fighting Buddha.
Have you any idea how many would give their everything for immortality?
Immortality!
Ha ha!
For that word, all realms and beings have ruined themselves.
Ah!
Why do I feel like the main guy is really the bad guy?
Why do I feel like
the Celestial Court welcomed you,
foul monkey, yet you remain untamed. None shall save you now,
dear brother. Your edge needs honing. Good.
I was in need of a back scratcher.
My back scratcher! He’s violated.
おい
もう
sweet! Fitting.
Yeah! This is culture. Hey!
うわ
one of them bugs got lit! Yeah,
look at that!
God!
ANO
saw monkey.
يا عيال
rat. You call that a deal?
The glare up here is dazzling!
Fight me in the woods if you have The guts!
Hey, that was sick!
Hey, that was even colder. What? Hey,
This gotta be one of the coldest intro video game history. Let’s go.
うん