Top five athletes that you would go on a date with.
Okay, top five.
Tom Brady. Austin Matthews.
Matthew. Nice.
My lovely boyfriend who also plays hockey.
And then, um.
Wait, guys,
give me one. Give me one.
I can’t say it. Connor Mcdavid. No,
I’m taller than him. Travis Kelce. No,
not my type. Oh, badchigan.
Oh, badchigan.