Awkward Moments: Dealing with Post-Haircut Reactions

why is there something so cringe about people knowing that you’ve had a haircut
you know when you’ve been like
hanging out with people and you’re like okay
be right back I gotta go for a haircut
then you gotta go back and see them again
and everyone’s gonna know you just had a haircut
so they’re all gonna say something
lets see
give us a twirl oh yeah
it’s really nice like
I don’t want people to know I’m like
don’t perceive me also
what’s the point of having a haircut when the wind is like this
I look like a medieval peasant