I was in Walmart a couple days ago,
and I was looking for candles.
I seen a lady working at Walmart,
and I said, how you doing, ma’am?
I would like to find these candles.
And she went, me no speak no English.
That’s how I do the accent.
Fuck y’all, right?
Me no speak English. And I said,
oh, that’s okay.
And then she went, oh,
say it into my phone now.
Y’all don’t know what the fuck I’m saying right now anyway.
So, you know,
Siri has no idea what the fuck I say anytime.
So I went, candles?
And the phone went, what?
And I went, candles?
And the phone went, what, nigga? So
she took the phone back and would, like,
just spell it. And then I just went, fuck! God damn it.
How do we get here?