Unforeseen Consequences: Wars, Politics, and Presidency Unraveled

And we take it. We certainly didn’t expect to get drawn into all the drama that are, that our actions created. And now these wars have got us all turned around. At one point, we’re helping Iraq fight Iran, and then we’re invading Iraq and now we’re helping Iran fight . And then we’re using to help fight hoodies that are backed by Iran. I mean, you know, in Gaza, we’re actually bombing them and feeding them. How do you think that makes you feel? Did you have a nice sandwich? Run. And apparently now there’s two kinds of Islam.

Well, I mean, you could have told us that before we got into this. As I said earlier, arbitrarily Jerry mannered your homeland. So do better. Keep that oil coming. And by the way, we got enough trouble keeping track of our own wars like this weekend. Our former president and illustrious historian Donald J. Trump spoke near one of America’s most hallowed battlefields. And if you thought Lincoln consecrated Gettysburg with his soaring rhetoric, well, but.

Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable. I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and it’s so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg.

That is plagiarized almost directly from my 7th grade book report, Gettysburg. I did not. It was vicious and horrible and beautiful. She talking about a Civil War battle or a horse giving birth. Like it was bloody, but it’s life. Now, obviously, I’m not a Civil War buff like, but unlike me, he even knows all the famous quotes.

I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to Lufkin to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill. They were fighting uphill. He said, wow, that was a big mistake. He lost this great general. And they were fighting. Never fight uphill, me, boys.

It is true the north did have the higher ground, but I’m pretty sure that Robert E. Lee was not a leprechaun. I never fight up handy mice. That’s not how to take back to another spot of world. You can’t be fighting uphill me by also a minor point, but I’m pretty sure Robert Lee would not have told them never fight uphill since he’s the one who told them the invite uphill. He wasn’t like, yeah, yeah, they go up the hell. I’m gonna be so mad if they do that. They go up the hill. This long street actually told them they’ll go up to hell, Robert. Elise said anybody, they’ll do what they want. Although it’d be fair to former President Donald Trump, he does have a lot on his mind right.

Now. Breaking news, the first ever criminal trial involving a former president will soon get underweight.

Oh, my God, Donald, don’t run up that hill. Me. Bye. Stay down the here, Levine, stay down. Yes. After years of anticipation, the first criminal trial of a former president has begun. And by all accounts, it is absolutely remitting.

40 minutes ago, you wrote an observation that I was very surprised. Trump appears to be sleeping. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack.

Tell us about that.