When you love something, you want your spouse to come do it with you.
So we go play golf. Tea times are very specific.
Our tea time is 1:56 and we’re driving to the first tea.
It’s 1:55. She goes,
I need to go to the bathroom and get something to drink.
I tell her, that is too bad.
I said, we tee off in 15 seconds.
And she said, I thought it was too wish.
I go, well,
you made that up on your own.
She says, I’m still gonna go.
And I was like, alright, whatever.
I’m not trying to start a fight before we get going.
So I get out of the golf cart and I grab my driver and one golf ball.
And I was like, go do whatever you gotta go do.
But I need to tee off, so we’re on time.
So I’m gonna tee off.
And just meet me in the Fairway for my second shot.
I tee off. It’s a good shot,
goes in the Fairway, not a big deal.
A lot of people do that.
I tee off, then play four holes alone with my driver.