Title: Pat Bev: From NBA Suspension to Israel Domination

Yo, is Pat Bev about to dominate in Israel?
we also all went down in what might have been Pat Bev’s last NBA game.
The NBA hit him with a 4 game suspension to start next season.
But there is no next season cause two months later,
Pat assigned with Hapoel TEL Aviv.
And when this man pulled up to Israel,
he was greeted like a king.
But how would he play? Well,
footage from his first preseason scrimmages have come out
and dude is balling. Don’t get me wrong,
Pat Bev could always hoop,
but he’s out here knocking down step back threes
like it’s James Harden. He’s blowing by defenders,
taking it to the rack and finishing with ease.
And when the double team comes,
he’s hanging in the air and dishing it off to the open man.
Now, I know what you’re saying.
It’s preseason, it’s not NBA competition.
But so, you know,
his role’s about to change.
We are about to see Pat Bev the playmaker.
Trust me, Pat Bev the knockdown shooter.
BABAB, the most points he ever averaged in an NBA season was 12.2.
The most dimes, 4.6,
I’m calling it right now.
He’s about to double those numbers cause he’s got the keys.
Now, we’ve seen a handful of players find life after their NBA careers
overseas and straight up take over.
So will Pat Bev become another one of those guys?
Footage doesn’t lie so far, but we’ll see.