Confessions of a Chronic Procrastinator: Attempting to Juggle Showing Up, Behaving, and Being On Time

You go over here, and then you’re gonna go over here.
So y’all want me to show up,
be on time, and behave?
No, I have never done all three.
I’ve only done one, and that show up.
And that’s not even consistent.
The only thing consistently I’ve done is never behave
and never be on time. You’re asking too much. I can’t do anything.