Come pack a book with me. This is guarded by the Kraken.
It is wrapped in foil. Is a bodyguard monster romance
about the scientist working at the bottom of the sea
and the Kraken who is assigned to protect her.
It’s got really pretty interiors
and they are all signed by me, the author.
It won’t screw that up there.
Bring it in.
Happy Kraken. Pencil case, which gets the sticker
Happy Kraken. Lanyard,
crack and ring.
Three happy little octopuses,
two highlighters,
hair bow
and a pretty box. We’re done.