I am currently at the DNC
(right upstairs b)
as I’m sitting over here
that is quite literally Bill Clinton on stage
MITCH
what kind of psychotic plastics were done to achieve this kind of look
this guy hasn’t looked like this in 20 fckng years
and tbh as a plastic girlie
I’m resolving thatgod exists
because clearly anything is possible
use your eyes and tell me that this isn’t witchcraft
find the surgeon andburn him