Confusion and Comedy: The Tale of DJ Vance and JD Vance

This is kind of a left field question,
but I was reading an article that suggested you
as someone who could play JD Vance on Saturday Night Live.
Is that something you’d ever wanna do
or would you not wanna weigh into that?
I think you’re confused. I,
I used to be a guy named DJ Vance
in my old spinning days back in New York.
Uh, no,
I, uh,
my sister texted me something about that. I,
I mean, I think it’s just cause I have a beard,
you know? Uh,
and you’re a funny guy. Just like JD Vance.
Hilarious. Just like JD.
He’s funny, isn’t he?
All right, we’re good. Thank you.